A Guide to Tricking People with Keynote Objects FX 4.0

“Wow, is that a rabbit-shaped shrub in your presentation? Where did you find it, and how on earth did you crop it from the photo so neatly? I’m guessing that must have been a real hassle!” “Um, you know, I’m quite handy with these fancy graphic editors for a pin salesman...”

Ahem, sir, we hate to interrupt your attempt at picking up the gorgeous blonde from the nineteenth floor, but you’re stretching the truth to the max here. Instead of giving your neighbor’s green fence a horrendous shape, taking a photo of it, and then fiddling with PhotoShop for hours, you simply bought Keynote Objects FX 4.0 from our Web site. That’s a massive cutback in effort, but it’s also a very effective step, don’t you think? We suggest that you tell her you’re extremely clever instead of reducing yourself to a pretentious liar.

Now that we have tried our hand at a spectacular piece of creative writing, let us finally present Keynote Objects FX 4.0, a great set of eye-catching 3D images suitable for virtually any presentation that needs vividness, color, and realism. The 100 objects from the previous version have been boosted with 50 brand-new gripping images of ultimate quality. In fact, they are realistic enough to completely fool your audience into believing it has just seen a photo image of a tribal mask, a washing machine, or a pile of soft towels.

All 150 objects are rendered in 3D and optimized for presentation on huge screens, as their dimensions range up to 1000 px. Besides, they are compatible with Apple Pages as well as MS PowerPoint and Word, allowing you to enhance text documents and share your work with PC users.

To further reassure you that the step taken by Mr. Pin Salesman is a very clever one, we’d like to tell you what it takes to start using Keynote Objects FX 4.0. The program is not even an application and does not need to be installed. You simply download the package from this site and open it to find a Keynote document with objects and a folder containing all the objects in separate files. Copy them to any location you want (e.g., Documents) and use the objects whenever and wherever you like. Use Copy & Paste, or simply drag a selected object onto your presentation and drop it.

Willing to pull a Mr. Pin Salesman and make your life so much easier? Check samples of Keynote Objects FX 4.0 here, and grab your own copy here!